mgrrrroaaaaaahhg

Go on, don’t be shy

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

I like those people that you can be dumb af with, but 5 minutes later be deep af with.

Wake up, babe, a new example of why the Oxford comma is a really good idea just dropped...

in response to the crazy internet theories that i, spiderman, am secretly mayor zohran mamdani: ill never tell ;)

hes taller than you so no

by like an inch you asshole shut up

I need something I just don’t know what it is yet

this has been going on for like 20 years by the way.. I will let you all know when I figure it out

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

En Anglais, on ne dit pas “quatre vingt dix neuf”, on dit “ninety nine” qu'on pourrait traduire comme “Hurr durr, regardez mois, j'ai un système de numérotation fonctionnel” et je crois que c'est magnifique.

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

There’s a lot wrong with me, but at least I have great taste in music.