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I’m sorry if i seem weird it's because I literally am

she deconstruct my joke format til it is indistinguishable from that which it is derived

she suck on my dick til I cum

kisses u on the forehead in an unmistakably samfrodo 2003 way

[Image description: A vibrant drawing with flowers, multicolored stripes, and two hearts colored with trans flags and trans pride symbols inside. Text reads, "I don't want to look, act, or be cis!" /end ID]

faggot about it

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

katamari damacy is the game ever .you select a level and your giant father calls you a shithead to your face and then places you onto earth and tells you to go roll up some fish for 10 minutes and then the best song you’ve ever heard starts playing

Dating is easy af tbh. First, you make a great number of deranged and vividly insane personal posts on tumblr until someone dms you. Then you marry them.

My alluring androgyny and strange demeanor have the bitches conflicted on me