fishelle obama

oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

oh i love bathtub

I’m going to assume that he went to hell, met Satan and realized the guy was just a fucking loser

That’s literally what happened though, when he was in the coma he had a near death experience where he went to hell and found out Satan looked like a Jabba The Hutt-esque monster who vomited blood all over him for being too lazy (I am not making this up) and then he woke up and he was like “you know, satanic metal is still a banger but that guy sucks”. 

Never meet your heroes.

Honestly, in my work as a therapist, I’m seeing this A Lot, and tbh I still don’t have a satisfactory approach to it. A heavy dose of Existentialist “create your own Purpose” tempered with “when the plane’s going down, put your own oxygen mask on first”, but… yeah, there is no ethical way to work on individual emotional distress without acknowledging the systemic socioeconomic, geopolitical fuckery going on at the moment, and the sheer grief that comes with it.

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

Romeo + Juliet (1996) truly has everything…heavy religious imagery…young leo…90s fashion…a brief drag scene….neon lights…those iconic angel wings

guns labeled “sword”

Y’all really think that billionaires will hand out their money to those who need it without direct action? It took four ghosts and complete psychological torture to make Ebenezer Scrooge be nice to his workers. This holiday season break Jeff Bezos’ spirit and redistribute his assets