I'm the gay frog the media warned you about

theres a knight in my backyard stabbing the ground with his sword trying to render my soil barren by killing the worms but luckily ive trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade

man i love dinosaurs

i hope when the meteor hit they didn’t know it. i hope they weren’t afraid. i hope it was quick

"They call me Dr. Worm. Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm" is such a raw line youd think it's from shakespeare but it's actually from doctor worm

is it ok if i call you babygirl even though youre a girl? i know its a term of endearment usually just for men so i dont want to make you uncomfortable

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

bungus

that moment of horror when you know you’re about to start a tic attack 

:3 is a genuinely cute emote everyone just got too brainwashed by 2012 anti-scene cringe culture to appreciate it. if you disagree with this no you don't :3

the cafe scene with L and Light is so fucking funny because light is like "ah we're in the corner so no one can see how fucking weird you sit, you freak :)" and L is like "thanks"

*bites someone* haha sorry cant help it my star sign is violence *kills you*

can you unbite me please i have somewhere to be in two hours

no

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"my child is fine" your child wanted to kill herself at 11 years old