Being an Adult is really interfering with my Video Game time, sucks man

Stop asking me how am I right after I clock in I was butt naked and happy literally 20 minutes ago

I like to romance Solas not just for the drama, but for the huge ego boost. Imagine having a main character so hot that an actual elven god is tempted to give up his world-ending plans because he wants to tap that ass.

This is so true

grieving as an adult is so funny it's like. im sobbing my eyes out i'm laughing like a maniac im pondering the mortality of everything around me. ok glad thats out of my system because i have a dentist appointment in an hour

& btw fruit Flies literally spawn spontaneously

you look at a fruit fly and tell me it's ever been anywhere else

that’s the real flex

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.