You'll Never See It Comin'

One thing about me is I’m gonna play a video game and pick the worst guy to be obsessed with

being in your 30s is cool because you can buy yourself children's toys and then use your superior adult abilities and skills to play with them way better and more efficiently than any child

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

let’s travel through the vast unknown with mama

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

Hell yeah 🤙

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I'm way cooler than my dad actually. fuck that guy. I have better hair, I've spent more time working on myself, and I look better in a jacket than he ever did.

unclear. adj. of or pertaining to an uncle

canaries were used in coalmines due to their incredibly hard beaks, they could break through stone as well as any pickaxe