half boygirl, half girlboy, all clown

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

joker with an earring voice. bi so curious. sorry. fuck. sorry. this post sucks so fucking bad.

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

posting is exactly like beowulf

Dreamt i met two little kids named Vaphny Daphny (one name) and Diplet and I said "Are you fucking serious? Those are your fucking names?" And they started crying

why are people even fucking with gatcha games the wikipedia random article button is $0 and i just rolled a 10th century byzantine encyclopedia on my 17th try