A Frizzy Kind Of Life

... I don’t have any form of a mental illness or debilitating disorder and I still go days without managing any of those. Except the underwear one. I usually manage that. 

This is beautiful. I want to travel the world and have experiences like this.

Incorrect. Not “only ‘00 kids will remember”, pretty much anyone born before (and still alive during) 00s will remember. They were iconic, groundbreaking, completely new and different commercials. They won industry awards. Not only “00 kids” are going to remember them you arrogant self-absorbed pricks.  

you dont even need to cut the tops off strawberries you can just eat the whole thing theyre like kiwis you can just eat all of it

I could also eat grass. But you don’t see me doing that either. 

malachite is a poisonous mineral. please do not fuck the malachite stalactite

@lizaleigh do you know any rock people that can confirm/deny because I am very curious and really don’t feel like getting into a conversation with my geophysicist brother that MAY somehow get back to the fact I saw a malachite that looked like a weird dildo.

…sadly, I am not on good enough terms with any of our partner geologists to just attach this to an email with the subject line: “EXPLAIN.” Although I think @mollisaurus is a mineral person. Thoughts?

oh geeze, i’m kinda rusty on minerals but malachite is just copper carbonate and is really common in both antique and modern jewelry so i think like if you were really gun-ho about it you could go ahead and put it wherever you want?

It’s really only a problem if you’re polishing or cutting it. The particles would be bad to breathe. It’s rather porous too, so I would worry about bacteria growing. Well, being literal anyway… Better to leave the poor thing alone. ._.

malachite literally explodes in water does it not?

This is both hilarious and cool as fuck because you’re getting all this information on minerals and rocks. You’re also watching people argue over wether or not you can fuck this rock

I go on hiatus for a week and come back to find tumblr molesting my post, but hey, at least we all learned something so yay tumblr, you just keep on  being you.

I’m still not sure if I can fuck this rock.

This is why I can’t quit this site. This. Right here. GOLD. aka Au

OH MY GOD

I went to the aquarium once and we had a tour and we walked past the octopus tank and it was duct taped shut so I asked why and the guy was like. “Well, we had a problem before because these fish were disappearing randomly at night and we had no idea why. Turns out the octopus had memorised the night guards rounds and would creep out of its tank, crawl across the floor to the fish tank, have a little snack and be back in its own tank with the lid shut before the guard came back.” they are super smart

I love octopuses so, so much.

Once I went to the aquarium where they had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank. I had gone there to work on a few real life sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in front of the tank, and started sketching. The octopus didn’t mind, he sat happily. Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving to the front of the tank, where I was. This tiny octopus faces me directly and starts posing. I don’t know how other to explain it but he started curlung his tentacles in this really graceful way then wouldn’t move for a few minutes. Then again, a new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker knew I was drawing him.

Fuck Ya Cephalopods

That was a wild ride

This made me laugh sooo much! :p

Let us hope that Diane was too dumb to figure out Twitter but told her family the story of the horrible man on her horrible delayed flight when she finally got to Thanksgiving Dinner. And then the younger generation of the family looked Elan up on twitter and cackled because they also think their Aunt Diane is a big Dick. 

My feels