guess who’s back

UM?

if I had a 450hp fan, this is exactly the sort of shit I would get up to

then wtf is water?

I love those Mickey mouse shorts but the one where Goofy vores Minny and Mickey then they both fuck inside him really fucks me up

Apricot giving your blog sick high fives

fuck yeah apricot keep em coming

Bard/druid multiclass

I should be able to sue men who touch me without permission

Under Icelandic settlement law I can kill people who call me names

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

that genuinely is it

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

lets bring back sheetwares

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

That last one looks dope

the chlamys is more of a dick-almost-out look

Force people to look at your cats and suggest they donate to charity: This guy is using his 15 minutes correctly

God said I’m going to heaven because I’ve never watched a jeffrey star video