#neverstopcomplaining

twitter unusable on account of the nazis... pinterest unusable on account of the way ai and ads have taken over... tumblr unusable on account of the fact the devs got bored and decided to shoot their own site in the foot... instagram/threads unusable on account of the fact it just sounds lame as fuck... there's nowhere else to go. at this point just meet me on the playground

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state

We here at Tumblr have noticed everyone has very strong feelings about every post on this site being changed to a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. To this we say: we're listening. we hear you. and we couldn't give a rat's ass what you think. Get out there and start balding.

i think that i deal with a lot of [remembers this isn't my diary] Nothing. i've never had a problem

absolutely the worst part of the male helplessness fetishism is that men know about it and will weaponize it against you. they will fuck up and do stupid shit and pretend not to know how to clean a mirror or find grapes at the grocery store and then simper and giggle expecting you to think its adorable. and then they will get REALLY angry when you do not

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier