heyaa

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

me, continuing to look at a screen despite having a headache: OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain…

love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

Happy Pride to Monkey D Luffy. Idk what you are but it isn’t straight.

ah! didnt see u there! u caught me indulging in one of my most fascinating interests as of late. its called a "dictionary". *turns page and softly chuckles* oh, this is clever...

wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

like "some people work through their personal issues with kink" was a good first step for some of the class that were struggling but i think now we're ready for "things that don't hurt anyone and make people happy are okay even if you personally think it's icky"

@mousepregnant

Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

i love how this implies that gritty is how vulcans see jim

It is.

does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor

i mean normal advisor

i truly hope non-911 watchers understand the severity and the weight of what’s happening. imagine it is 2012 and sherlock is canonically gay and has sex with moriary in john watsons bed and then accident admits he has feelings for john. that’s the worst sentence i’ve ever written and yet it’s real