Friday Burger

im doing good! you know. besides the underlying feeling that I'm fundamentally incapable of fitting in in a society. besides that i'm chillin

the natural human lifespan is actually less than 2 days, but many have taken to artificially extending their lives via substances such as food/water

What really ticks me off when talking about ai is when people are like "it's unavoidable" or "you'll have to learn to use it someday" or "its going to be part of the future" like no it's plenty avoidable actually if you have a spine stronger than a dandelion. You simply say "no" and continue to use your own goddamn brain.

facking punch you

So rude that you can’t say “okay, I’m done thinking about that” and then actually stop thinking about it

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

I just saw a theatre almost entirely full of men very audible gasp and/or moan at the site of a shirtless Hugh Jackman and let me tell you if was a religious experience

based firemen

you sign up for the job because you want to save lives, and sometimes you get a chance to just be really, really, clear about "yes it is my job to save lives, there is an obstacle, and i am paid to use an axe to solve this problem"

-Bilbo Baggins at his 111th birthday party.