Enten så går det bra eller så går det over

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

I want tiramisu and to be able to start a brand new life

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

you're in her DMs. i'm bleeding out on her altar. we are not the same

everything can be a sign if you're delusional enough

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind