Frickin Nuggets

Years ago, men would always ask the women around them if anyone minded if they’d smoke. And I once made this remark to someone I knew and he replied by saying something sexist. I knew he’d said it because he was thinking that men having to ask the women was sexist. But when women smoking became more normal, they’d ask to. Everybody would ask permission. You see, the reason it’s not sexist is because, the male species doesn’t own the air; nor does the female species own the air. We share it. In fact, it only seems fair that a person ask the people around them if it’s okay that they smoke. They should have to ask permission to pollute the clean air we’re breathing, to pollute our lungs. And maybe we say, “Sure, go ahead.” Or maybe we say, “I’d rather you didn’t.” Either way, it’s nice, it’s kind, it’s a curtesy, chivalry, whatever you want to call it, it’s swell that they cared enough about our air and lungs to ask. And I wish it was still a common occurrence.

This is one of the most well-written things I've ever posted on here.. why doesn't it have more notes??

What did times new roman say when it replaced courier new? There’s a new serif in town

I can’t believe that the two greatest party songs of all time (I Gotta Feeling and Party Rock Anthem) came out within two years of each other and mankind will never create a better party song

Some people have been defending various other party songs in the notes, and while I respect all of your opinions, the only song that can qualify as a POTENTIAL exception is Tik Tok by Ke$ha

What about Allstar, great for every occasion

All Star is, in my opinion, the Greatest Song of All Time™ and while it great for every occasion, the three above are the best suited for parties. Like rich chocolate is good for every dessert, but milk goes better with Oreos than more chocolate, ya know?

I was not ready for such an educated response but completely agree

I come prepared for this discourse