For someone who is tired 100% of the time, I sure am bad at sleeping.

shakespeare is not pretentious. fans of shakespeare are pretentious. shakespeare is twelve hundred dirty jokes strung together by increasingly ridiculous plotlines and increasingly homosexual characters. don’t let the archaic language fool you

Knowing you have the next day off is more relieving than the actual day off.

I am losing my shit

everyone trying to get me in the uber

this is one of the greatest jokes this show has ever landed

Quiet kids are usually that way because either no one listens, or there is always someone more dominant speaking wise in their group that always talks over them and then they give up. Some quiet kids are starved for attention and really really want to talk, but don’t always get the chance to

Everyone who reblogged this are good people. Bless you, this made me happy to read

Me

I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking real

Very cute

HE PUTS THE TIGER ON HIS HEAD

That first comment

It’s so healing to wake up in a silent house and silently make your own coffee or tea and enjoy the beautifully intricate fullness of the morning silence while remaining calm and collected and unbothered by all outer and inner noise and it’s so low-key elevating and pacifying to rejoice in the silent atmosphere of your own house and just silently block the rest of the world…it’s a slice of heaven