polnareff's biceps give me life

homestuck fandom and his lovely lusus

This post is 10 years old…. holy fuck i need to draw more

I'm your space heater. Listen to me. I'm your friend. You can turn me on and put me next to the blanket. You'll be so toasty. So snug. Plug me into a power strip and fall asleep

Anastasia (1997) deleted scene where the KGB tries to arrest dimitri for counterrevolutionary monarchist sentiment because he keeps referring to leningrad as st petersburg in public

New people with empty accounts that are suddenly following me, I really need you to do something that looks like a human person. I've been here long enough now to remember the old wars, and you are coming into my home wearing the uniform of our enemies.

I am real close to just posting users in a callout if they fail the perception check.

For those of you wondering, oftentimes bot, spam and scam accounts look pretty much identical to this. If you're wondering why people block you, this is why. Even something as simple as a headline, a description, and a neat icon is enough to distinguish you from those bot accounts.

the bots will also send you porn sometimes. i do not want to be sent porn. so im going to be overly cautious rather than forgiving with blocking blogs that dont look like theres a real live human behind them

Showing this post to Jerry Seinfeld and he jumps off the Brooklyn bridge

No but get this dude's entire's backstory. When he went to church it was blown up. He was impaled by a crucifix and onlt survived 2 days because he drank the blood of his dead family for 2 days until he was rescued. They called him vamp but not because all of that. Because he was bisexual

Did I mention that hole in his forehead is a gunshot wound which he survived because he's essentially immortal, and he can walk up sheer vertical faces?

Right, because of his bisexuality

Uhm… holy fuck?