im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall
there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones
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im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall
there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

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This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
what’s the punchline here
wait
recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing
btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating
this post has genuinely helped me so i used it as inspiration for today’s hand lettering practice
Morphological differences between thorns, spines, and prickles
"Every rose has its thorns" - wrong. Prickles

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at a cafe overheard someone say (loudly) "EVERYONE CHEATS" and perked up my ears bc hey free relationship drama.
turned out she was talking about filing taxes. i hold you in significant esteem ma'am
it's warm so I've been doing this activity called sitting in front of a fan
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my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink
her shows
fellatio is such an awesome word. sounds like a pasta. but be careful! wouldnt want to order that at a restaurant ... lest some nasty little creature get ahold of that thang
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?
this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

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HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT
WHAT?
I FOUND A SCREENSHOT OF THE JAR JAR BINKS JOHN MULANEY THIRST ASK FROM 2022 THAT I THOUGHT WAS LOST TO TIME
Nature is healing
it's interesting bringing up some transfeminist theory to my drag race watching cis therapist thinking she'll disagree but then she just starts spitting incredible transfeminist truth that would cause 100 years discourse on tumblr.
she was telling me that all her transmasc clients have soared up through their careers and have private insurance, while all her transfem clients are financially struggling and are on state insurance
she was like "they transition into privilege and patriarchy is happy to accept them as men" and what's awesome is she said her transmasc clients generally understand this privilege and use it responsibly, including in support of trans women
like girl they would kill you dead on tumblr.com
and you know to be clear these aren't even things I would have said. I mean there's definitely Nuance at the very least. if I were to say the "transitioning into privilege" and "being accepted by patriarchy as men" things myself I'd want to be able to prove them out relatively rigorously, and I haven't done that, so don't take this as me doing a full cosign on these claims. but damn, she did just kind of say them
on the transitioning into privilege thing: I don't tend to say this one because I think it's at least probably not linearly true. my theory of this one is kind of in a fetal development stage but I tend to imagine that coming out as trans is a sharp drop in privilege not immediately outweighed by manhood, but then that passing as a man and performing masculinity start to up one's privilege again. #privilegemath
on the "being happily accepted into patriarchy" thing, my therapist was saying that men tend to be cool with it because it reaffirms that manhood is good and desirable. I hadn't really considered that angle in my own analysis. I usually operate under the assumption that an oppressor class will not be so happy to accept upward movement with open arms, but maybe your average man is not really concerned with gatekeeping manhood as a class, so long as the goodness of masculinity is being affirmed? definitely a thought that's influencing my theory a little
to further roll this spitball, this concept gives me new perspective on transmisogyny. because, even before we transition, I think a lot of us make it obvious, intentionally or otherwise, that masculinity isn't something we aspire to or have a particular interest in performing. through this lens, that would single us out for mistreatment because we embody a disinterest or discomfort with masculinity, which challenges the unquestionable goodness of manhood. and then, when we come out, it becomes a full on attack on the unquestionable goodness of manhood. we spurn the very core assumptions of male supremacy
I write these words to you with feelings full of sadness, anguish, and loss. Life was beautiful. We were a family. I had a mother and a brother who supported me in life. My older brother went to work and provided us with money to buy food and clean water for us. He also bought medicine for my mother, who was suffering from cancer. We were well-off and managed our affairs.
One day, my brother went to work as usual to earn money to buy food, when suddenly a treacherous sniper from the occupation forces, positioned atop a building, fired a single bullet that changed the course of our lives for the worse. The bullet pierced my brother's head, and he fell to the ground instantly, killed by the criminal occupation.
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My mother's condition deteriorated after my older brother was killed. We could barely afford half her medication, and often we wouldn't eat until we could get her the medicine because we saw her crying from the pain. A short time later, my mother passed away, weakened by her severe illness and lack of food. Hunger and disease killed her. Now, my brother, my father, and I are left, not knowing what will become of us. Helplessness overwhelms my father. He looks at us every day with tears and despair in his eyes. He doesn't know how to provide for us, how to feed us. I swear to you, I write these words with shame and embarrassment, but we are at our wits' end. I beg you to help us in any way you can. Please help us buy food. We have no other option. You are my only hope. Please don't leave us to die. We need $350. Please donate and help a family in need. Please help us. 🙏🙏😭

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I think we should find people who run trans women off the internet & chase them down the street with weapons
Hi I wanted to ask a quick question
Is the story about the poodle that caused three deaths known outside of Argentina or only in the country where it happened?
Ah, I see the people (my mutuals) want to know! @urfriendlyneighborhoodbiderman @stereosonicanimatronic @discovampyr @an-theduckin
So! It was october 21, 1988, just somd weekend when a poodle (in spanish, caniche) named Cachi fell fell from a balcony in a 13th floor.
Tragically, Cachi fell right on an old woman's head, the both of them dying immediately. That's the first death (+ dog death :( people never talk much about poor Cachi besides the absurdity of him causing a chain of events that ended in three casualties)
A small crowd of people began gathering to see what the hell just happened and try to help ,this included a woman who tried to cross the street in order to (presumably) help. She was run over by a buss.
An old man began feeling bad after witnessing both deaths, he died of a heart attack I think. I remind you I am not making this up, this was talked about a lot when it happened and it still is.
Keep in mind that apparently this all happened in a few minutes, so that must've been a pretty wild experience for the people in the crowd who didn't die