The Final Frontier

*puts my hand on your shoulder* listen. I DID mean to make you upset and i DO think your opinions are shit

Poly rights

finally, a bed big enough for me and my size 13 nikes

More Zodiac Compatibility here

the strongest bond is between a dad and the pet he said he didn’t want

people who argue over whos the better (gay) fictional wizard, gandalf or dumbledore, are BOTH wrong. its merlin from the sword in the stone (1963).

my dad always tells me that when he’s with people bragging about their kids’ accomplishments and such he goes “yeah but are they like ....cool?” and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes “are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them.” and it always throws people off and i think that’s so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i’m cool