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thorin: *looks at Bilbo with affection* thorin: this hobbit. thorin: is my hobbit. thorin: precious hobbit. thorin: so small and adorable. thorin: here, have this mithril shirt you precious thing bilbo: huh thanks? i guess thorin: and put on this elven jewelry thorin: yes. prettier on you than on thranduil. bilbo: huh… okay… *looks sideways to the other dwarves, who shrug helplessly.* thorin: yes. pretty hobbit. my hobbit. wearing my treasure. bilbo: …what is happening. other dwarves: i guess you’re part of the treasure. other dwarves: you belong to him other dwarves: I think you’re the king’s consort, now, lad. bilbo: what other dwarves: you’ll get used to it in a couple of years bilbo: what other dwarves: fifty or sixty years.

Your hobbit woodland au is so cute and pretty and interesting! It’s really funny that humans are still human lol. What are hobbits in that au?