bassplayers do it deeper

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

9. I have made those jokes myself on occasion

10. white people jokes are hilarious and I constantly make them

I’ve reblogged this before but I feel like it needs to be brought back

11. White people jokes are actually really fucking funny

Me: John “Big Member” Deacon has big tiddies and a fat ass 😎

You forgot big musculus quadriceps femoris et biceps femoris for them thighs yo

It’s a shame I have to reblog, but please do the same

She committed a crime omfg

Now THIS is quality television.