walk on the wild side

the utter ecstasy of "is that lavENDER?" is what sells it for me

i get really bored in museums but you have to admit there’s something incredibly homosexual about looking at the same painting as the stranger next to you

the two of us, silently staring at a bowl of plums? that’s homoerotic right there

i propose that “himbo” and “bimbo” are not true opposites and exist more on a four part axis and the missing other two are “herbo” (a big dumb sexy strong woman) and “himbim” (a skinny stupid pretty boy)

I HONESTLY DONT KNOW HOW OSCAR WILDE CAN JUST WRITE STUFF LIKE , ‘... from the moment I met you, your personality had the most extraordinary influence over me. I was dominated, soul, brain, and power by you. You became to me the visible incarnation of that unseen ideal whose memory haunts us artists like an exquisite dream. I worshipped you. I grew jealous of every one to whom you spoke. I wanted to have you all to myself. I was only happy when I was with you. When you were away from me you were still present in my art...’ IN THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY AS IF IT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL THING??? DOES HE NOT CARE FOR MY HEART?? MY BRAIN???