i have a dream

Celia: I'm not sure what I am, going after girls if I don't know for sure feels like cheating, right? And we're not supposed to do that anymore...

Celia: Whaaaat? Ain't never met a person who's a flea infested mongrel in Auradon, whoever wrote it musta been from the Isle.

Freddie: It's called experimentation for a reason, C. Sometimes experiments fail :-P As long as you warn a girl and she agrees to get down anyway, I think you're good. Or at least I hope you are.

Celia: Hey, at least I'm a baby, some of the ones in my grade still got a chance for a glow up. Your old dudes are hot or not and that's that with them. Yeah, nah, I got taste. I'll look for cute girls instead.

Celia: Dude, they love songs like 'Who Let the Dogs Out' and 'Show me Your Pussy' which... oh shit nvm, that last one ain't about cats.

Freddie: Guess you'll have to wait till you're not the baby to get homework help from a cutie lol. Our yeah, there's the girl option which is way easier to find. And that's coming from someone who's strictly dickly.

Jay: You just don't get her the way that I do :-p She loves to deny it, but we've definitely got something special. Yeah, why not? I'm sure there are enough CCTV cameras all over the country that we could catch it all on camera, easy.

Audrey: I suppose there's less need for it now that the world seems convinced I'll never be queen, but when that WAS my destiny, it was certainly important to give the people a say!

Audrey: Well it's hardly an insult! I know that people have done their best to try and erase the wonderful qualities that both Chad and I have, but it would be quite wonderful of you to be one of the first to boldly declare that I'm still just as wonderful as I've always been.

Freddie: Girl, you know destiny is a load of garbage as stinky as the Isle, right?

It ain’t about me being lazy, it’s about the rest of the student body being lazy and counting on my frat to continue to provide all the ragers. I mean, come on. That’s just sad if everyone has to rely on one frat for all their party needs.

The king and Jane are setting up some friendship festival, and next month is October which means all the Halloween parties. If you can't wait but also don't wanna do anything, I think the word for that is lazy, boy. You could always just go out drinking with your friends too, you know. That's always fun!

It’s really just your basic, off the shelf black bag. It’s purpose is to transport books, I didn’t think it needed to be anything fancy. And it’s been posted about publicly! Both here and on bulletin boards, which I’m pretty sure nobody but faculty actually looks at. Should be good on the whole “getting into trouble” front.

It doesn't need to be fancy but if you're going to be losing your stuff everywhere, it'd be easier on you if it was recognizable. Plus, plain black bags are so boring. You should think about replacing it with something that has more personality.

Mal: Every time I turn around she's trying to blame me for something, how am I supposed to be the one that needs to give anyone a chance? Sounds like Audrey's the one that needs to stop looking for any opportunity to tear me down. If she's not going to give me a chance, why should I give her one?

Mal: I'm still offended you think there's two people more inspirational than me 🙄

Mal: See, another reason I deserve my own song. I know you oh so well.

Freddie: Because you're the better person.

Freddie: LOL instead of wasting your time being offended, work on impressing me instead.

Jay: Damn, guess she's just scared of failing right out the gate, didn't know she was such a wimp. Okay, okay... tell her that she'd get exclusive rights to cover it on her webshow if she's in?

Audrey: Unless the world has slandered you and utterly misconceptualized you and you need to reinvent yourself completely! Not that I would EVER. Some people in Auradon always have taste no matter what the circumstances. And thank you! That was the correct answer but it's nice to have someone else besides me who's willing to say it.

Audrey: Oh? Not romantic ones, I hope, I'd hate for suitors to mistakenly think I've given you my heart.

Freddie: That's giving other people way too much power over who you are so good thing you'd never do that. Audrey 1.0 is too good to change completely :-P

Celia: What about cute boys who do your homework for you? Got any of those around? Seems like it would be way faster than doing it myself.

Celia: Yeah, dying cats. Just write about them, these AKs are even crazier about their pets than Jafar is about Iago.

Freddie: There's barely any cute boys around in the first place, much less ones that wouldn't make you look dumb with the kinda homework they'd turn in. If you're good with bad grades and with downgrading your "cute" standard to "non ugly" though, that's always an option.

Haley: Hey! I could totally see Lena banging in like, a little meadow that has a cute pond or something after a sweaty horseback ride with a sexy cowboy! Unless that's too much of a weird almost-daddy kink and she'd rather like, idk, find a Tarzan type who's been swinging through the trees following her all day to stare.

Haley: OMG I love when I get to be two things at once, being limited is so boring. Like, can you imagine? There's so much of me to give, just being a wrecking ball forever and ever would be tragic. LOL I MEAAAAAAN... I definitely have a penis shaped mold and it's just for baking, I haven't been making any plaster de penis or anything. Right??? Ugh, why can't classes come in like, fifteen minute snippets? Those are way more digestible.

Haley: ❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤

Freddie: Lena would fuck in any element lol. I gotta give it to you though, that meadow and cute pond situation sounds way too her, to the point where I wouldn't be surprised if it's already happened. Maybe not with a sweaty cowboy. I don't doubt she would, because a daddy kink just feels right there, but there don't seem to be many hot cowboys around in the first place, do there?

Freddie: LOL you're way more than two things all the time so that's very good news, but if you expect me to name them all, forget it :-P besides, if wrecking ball was your only thing, I wouldn't be able to write songs about you because Miley kinda stole that title. Of course you have a penis pan, ofc. You should make me a penis pastry soon, now I'm hungry. RIGHT?! It almost makes me miss classes back on the Isle, when being late was encouraged and skipping was even better. Almost.

Summer: Telling people to put frozen grapes in their wine to keep it cold really makes them lose their cool for some reason? I guess there are a lot of winos in Auradon lol.

Summer: I would have thought you'd wanted to save that for an on stage debut ;-)

Summer: There are worse addictions to have! Although sorority life has taught me that I don't need to buy new clothes when I can just raid the closet of my next door neighbor. Borrowing and all that 😂

Freddie: Never would've thought of that but then again, I'm not too huge into wine. I'm more of a champagne or liquor girl myself. I'll try the grape trick though, maybe it'll make the stuff taste better.

Freddie: That's a different level of cuteness. Picking out a stage outfit, that takes getting to a certain state of mind lol!

Mal: I can't when Ben is setting up tea time with her. He insists that we just need to spend time together and then we'll be the best of friends. I say fat chance.

Mal: Wow, and I'm not inspirational? Rude.

Mal: Corona is always a fun place. There's usually people playing music in the square too, so maybe you'll be hit with some inspiration?

Freddie: Imma say something that might piss you off for real, but it's worth saying so here goes. Ben puts in a lot of effort for you and always has. He loves you and knows you real well by now, and he's known Audrey all her life and still considers her a friend -- if he says you two might hit it off, maybe he's right. You at least owe him trying it, and a REAL try at that. None of this "fat chance" shit, because if you go in like that, of course your chances suck more. Maybe you'll end up liking her, maybe not, but you deserve to know for sure one way or another. For Ben. You know, the things we do for love.

Freddie: If the lack of songs fits... and chill lmao I've barely written songs about real people. Its only been like two.