friends on the other side

Can any of ‘em cook? ‘Cause if not, I don’t got any interest. 

Reese: I know it's not possible but is it possible to go to space for spring break? I just want to visit the stars.

Dizzy: Yeah but nobody takes you seriously unless you act all grown up and stuff... and other stuff too!

Dizzy: I don't do flips all the time, so you're fine! And you should probably learn them on the ground before you try them in mid-air! But I'm sure you'll be able to do one in no time! Does that mean you're gonna join?!?

Celia: I ain't never had a problem with them taking me seriously, maybe it's just 'cause you never had any kinda cool magic artifact on your side? I'm just as cute as you but I had shadow cards, that's the only difference I see.

Emery: cheerleading is fun too!!! but theater is even more fun! we get to do cheers but we can do all kinds of things too!

Emery: It's not a cult! you don't have to sign anything. just come to auditions, rehearsals, and opening shows!

Jackie: but it WASN'T me. that's what i just said! listeeeeen

Oh my gosh, can we not even talk about that? Like obviously if that were the case I’d find the most isolated bathroom on campus and pray that nobody comes near it while I’m in there, but we sooo don’t have to talk about it. And knowing someone is waiting just makes it worse, okay. Like when the bathrooms are super busy that’s the hardest time to actually go, it’s the worst!

You don’t gotta tell me, I get some serious bathroom stage fright when it comes around like that. Potty fright? I dunno, there gotta be some kinda more interesting word for it. 

Kinda find that hard to believe, but okay, if that’s your excuse I’ll take it. And yeah, sure, it’s not like I’m running a blog or anything so I don’t really need pictures or video or anything like that, you’re good. Hey, I’ve been more concerned with making things I never could before! Excuse my excitement! And I wanted to go on one of those cooking shows, so yeah, setting a record just hasn’t come up yet. I’ve never been a fan of those raw, but I also try not to eat a whole lot of things raw. Scallops are pretty good otherwise! Like on pasta.

Damn, boy, that compliment was so subtle I almost missed it. You right, though, it is hard to believe when I’m so cute the rest of the time. True, true, you definitely got a face for TV, but whose to say you don’t got a face for the record books too?  

People are really immature, but also I’m one of those people, oops? That’s why I hate public bathrooms; the urge to act like a child is too strong. That and the soap smells gross, always. I’d carry my own soap with me but that feels a little too anal, doesn’t it?

Yeah, gotta admit, I’m one of those people too. Why says only boys can think farting’s funny? Whoever they are oughtta have been put on the Isle ‘cause that kinda mindset’s a crime. Girl, that’s what hand sanitizer’s for. You wash your hands with the real soap and then you put some sparkly good-smelly shit on afterwards, I’m a big fan of the one that smells like apple pie. 

Emery: celiaaaa

Emery: have you ever thought about joining drama? I think you'd like it.

Emery: it's super fun and it's got lots of people to make friends with

Emery: we go to dinners for celebrating after shows!

Emery: plus you're so pretty you'd do great on stage!

Emery: and everyone already likes you too!!

Emery: thoughts? 👀

Celia: I haven't, but not gonna lie, it sounds like it might be more fun than cheerleading...

Celia: Or at least have a better menu...

Adriane: hey I could use a second hand here got time?

Jackie: nooo I didn't eat the rest of your chocolate. Promise. ✌️

Celia: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Myrcella: I know right? I'm such perfect "fave" material! I don't want to be your lame pity fave, thanks but no thanks. Besides you can't do anything for me, being a witch takes all the fun out of people doing things for me. Love is #cancelled and so are lovers. Just screwed enough to be absolutely perfect!

Dizzy: You mean the old Dizzy that everyone just sees as a little kid? Because maybe I don't wanna be a kid anymore!

Dizzy: I still eat tacos, if that tells you anything. Quincy and some of the other girls might not like it, but oh well! I can still do cartwheels and stuff, so as long as you can still do the stunts, it's not a problem right?

Celia: Maybe you don't, but what's so great about being a grown up? I kinda like doing the whole kid thing for as long as I can.

I never got why girls treat going to the bathroom like a social thing in the first place. Just go in, pee and leave?

I mean, I guess I kinda get it when they in there trying to analyze guys body language and figure out if they’re vibing with someone before they make a fool of themselves? Still don’t wanna hear it, though. What grinds my gears the most is when you hear people on phone calls, though. Ain’t they ever heard of texting? Isn’t it weird when you’re on the other  end hearing toilets flush?

Um, I’m just pee-shy in general so it’s kind of hard when anyone’s in the bathroom. That’s why I always try to time my potty breaks for when people are in class or something, then there’s less of a chance someone will be in there when i’m trying to go!

Girl, that’s when it’s time to get a map of campus and memorize where all the single stall bathrooms are around here. Though gotta say, those aren’t always the best if you gotta do a number 2; if that shit smells and you come out and someone’s waiting to go next, they’re gonna know it came from you and only you, there’s no blaming it on someone else like in the stalls. 

That’s actually my favorite time to pee, since the talking-too-loud covers the sound of the mighty stream. But that might just be because I hate peeing in public in general, you know?

As long as the bathroom’s clean I ain’t mad about doing number 1, but I guess noise when you’re going number 2 is a good thing, people not real mature about those kinda noises when they come out. That’s when you gotta go into the handicap stall and waste some water trying to drown out the sounds.