Boy Howdy

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

Jon moxley funniest wrestler ever. Big buff hairy bald guy who did a bunch of drugs and did death matches as a kid under bridges and in basements and now hes this sweet girldad who goes on live tv and talks about getting men pregnant and biting people. Ignore his cult thing it's a sex thing anyways he's literally nice. Thank god where would we be without him

@eringobragh420 @fistsandfangs YALL I CACKLED LMAOOOOOOOOO

my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

#a lot of the time this happens because someone in their 40’s got into 1 new thing and threw a fic at it before resuming business as usual#like sorry gang they’re not a youth who’s weirdly into your mom’s shows they’re your mom who played genshin impact

jstor should have a for you page

Happy 9 year anniversary to the most important tweet of all time

i be like “i don’t care” and then my chest starts hurting

Closing my eyes and thinking really hard trying to send out psychic waves to people I've drifted apart from that say things like "you will always be a part of me" and "I was changed because I knew you" I'm doing this because I hate sending text messgwes