Hi, friend

CHIPS GOT CHUBBY CHEEEEEEKS

no you arent “feral” you have a 100$ kanken backpack with voltron pins

I don’t know whether to be more disappointed with someone trying to gatekeep the word “feral” or thinking that someone who wears Voltron pins doesn’t qualify for it.

the thing about hannibal getting away with all those murders for as long as he did that gets me isn’t that his name rhymes with fucking cannibal, but that the guy straight up invites the fucking FBI investigating the crimes he committed to these all-meat dish dinners and cracks all these thinly veiled cannibalism jokes and STILL nobody puts two and two together. like you are literally asking to get made into a stew at that point i’m sorry.

cats be like: ok im gonna radiate serotonin now

when i was in therapy i once expressed to my therapist that i really struggle with having pretty much zero idea of who i am as a person + she whipped out a piece of paper and suggested that we write down different aspects of myself. and i had no idea what to say bc ‘myself’ is a concept i’m not very familiar with so she started saying about my interests and how that’s part of me + i was like okay!! that makes sense!! so she clicked her pen and was like “you said you like video games before” and i was like sure bud :) and watched her write down, in capital letters ‘GAMER’ and i’ve never had so much terror struck into my h

do u guys ever wonder about which of your ancestors were also gay. like was my great-great-great-grandmother actually in love with her best friend when she was a young girl? did one of my great-grandfather’s brothers have an affair with another man when some war or other was playing out? did anyone run away w/ their gay lover, never to be heard from again? i NEED to know

men are so annoying, "women belong at home in the kitchen blah blah" and YOU belong in the workshop making me a fuckin table! why arent you forging steel or working metal? go out to the fields jebediah! the wheat needs to be reaped!

you know how sometimes it just feels so good to move and twist about in your bed? that’s your wormsona coming out