Probably Procrastinating

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

Mansplaining shall now be referred to as Correctile Dysfunction, pass it on

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

IM FUCKING DYING

WOW GREAT NEWS

#THIS IS THE HAPPIEST I’VE EVER BEEN  #LIL BOOTS  #LIL PIG IN LIL BOOTS  #EVERYTHING’S SO LIL  #ANIMAL FRIENDS  

Having a rough time? Little bitty piggy in little bitty boots.

those boots are made for walkin

the gays™ are coming

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

there is literally no better feeling than crawling into your bed after a long day don’t fight me on this ok

I literally felt stress leave my body watching this.

I love him, I hope he’s having a good day.

[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

t’anks boss 

Y'all think your professors are salty or petty? My freshman year my intro to anthropology prof overheard some dudebro say some homophobic shit and altered the entire semester’s plan to accommodate three new lectures about homophobia and gender identity and presentation in various cultures. This is to say three ADDITIONAL lectures to go with the one she already have planned.

Important addition: She changed the wallpaper on her computer to a picture her with her wife and two kids. So the first thing we saw when we came into class every day for the remainder of the semester was basically their christmas card

That ain’t salty, that’s her being my hero

The man did not say no.

Always important xx

This is so helpful 🌹🌹🌹