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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Recycle Rush. The strategy is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of noodle physics most of the points will go over a typical robot’s head. There’s also Chief Delphi’s pessimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into its community - its personal philosophy draws heavily from Science Fiction literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these rules, to realize that they’re not just fair- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Recycle Rush truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the strategy in CD’s existencial catchphrase “Noodle Agreement,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Asimov’s American story Runaround I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Frank Merrick’s genius unfolds itself on their pit screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Recycle Rush tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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