hm

my girl so morally ambiguous idk if i should call her good girl or bad girl in bed

if you take a 40 mg edible, drink a cappuccino, and pour yourself a cocktail at 9 am. you too can start making banana bread, pick up your phone to check a measurement, forget what you were doing, and loom over a bowl of mashed banana for 10 minutes without moving

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

Rest in Peace.

rest in peace queen

Fellow tumblrinas i bet if we pool our money together we could build an awesome meth lab under this laundry just donate to my gofundm

There will be a ball pit

sometimes it’s still a frog tho.

Um *stands in your way*

dogs when youre carrying a heavy object