Armand told the truth

Louis secretly donating to the church as “babysitting money” for his brothers constant confessions & Louis using his real estate and management companies to secretly prop up Lestat’s career

Armand is way too fucking locked in for this to ever happen but I think it would be so funny if he was like "Lestat who is this charming woman, Sophia? why have you never introduced me to her before" and they become best friends

the fact that i am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm

daniel is just bornt still damp everywhere taking down an entire hallway full of other vampires and complaining he doesn't have any gifts....armand go tell him he's the prettiest fledgling at the ball so he stops whining

Charlie Bucket was a final girl