Frankie

Almost 100 degrees. 2 days of working to save stuff from my garage where my waterheater exploded. I don’t even have cold water workin! Can’t even flush a toilet or get a wet shower! If you like your women RIPE, then come & get me!!!

I’m logged on, but damn y’all—I won’t be able to get a new one til Monday at earliest! (Busted yesterday around 7am). Don’t take things forgranted, like washing your hands or brushing your teeth! Having to buy gallons of water for myself and horses to have something to drink! SUCKS!!!

 I had a very special Daddy call in and do a two-way with me and the lovely redhead Piper. Y’all, it was so hot I’ve cum to that memory twice! Daddy was our boss and you best believe Piper and I are up for a promotion!

Now I am ON FIRE for another threesome!!! Who out there can handle not just one sexy mama, but 2 at once??!!  Surely someone else out there has a cock that knows what to do with two sexy ladies!!! And if not, we can surely tell you WHAT to do with it!

Can. You. Imagine.

If they knew about the time I fucked a boyfriend on Daddy’s stage at 3 AM while hugging the pulpet?!?! (not to mention many other misdeeds around and inside his church). And my job as a phone sex operator!? Lord, my parents really would fall over dead & see heaven early!

And havin to go today, all that’s really gonna do is put me in the mood for some good ol’ fashioned blasphemy phone sex! Now, Daddy’s church is Southern Baptist so he dont really have a confessional—buuuuut I think they’re so hot! A secret dream on my bucket list that probably won’t come true is seducing a priest and giving him a blow job in one of those things!!! (I know I know—-go ahead & douse me with that holy water!!! Hey-I’ll make it one hell of a wet t-shirt contest!!!!!!)

So yes, blasphemy phone sex (or real live IN THE FLESH bps) gets me off. What can I say? Oh, FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED! Lol. Maybe Sky Daddy will slap me across the mouth with his heavenly dick for being so bad! Is God just a Santa in the sky?? I’m tired of men & their rules & judgement!

Well, The Bible of Frankie states that the only one callin the shots is ME. And like a good Momma, I’ll give ya what u need!

Need putting in your place? Consider it done!

Need caregiving & a loving hand to change your diaper or lock your cage? I’m your girl!

Need reminding how pathetic your small penis is and how it doesn’t stand a chance in the world of bringing anyone—beyond a hamster—to pleasure? Well you just step right up!

Wanna play God & fuck me from behind in the last pew to REALLY give folks something to pray for??!! Ha! (We can remind them JEALOUSY IS A SIN!) Count me in!

Ya know how women are always trying to convince people, “I dress up real nice!”-?? Well—-I UNDRESS real nice—& dirty! Fuck shame! Had me enough to last a lifetime—Likely we all have!!!!!

World is hard enough—People should damn well have the right to explore their bodies and embrace pleasure when it ain’t hurtin no one else! If it only “hurts” someone because they choose to look, that’s on them! They obviously have way too much free time and need a damn hobby. Mail those fuckers some cross-stitching supplies!

Whew! I guess I AM riled up today! But if y’all know me, I just channel it into something good! And then it becomes the BEST sexual release!!! But boy am I SPECIFICALLY in the mood for some blasphemy phone sex today! I’m always hungry for a pinch of irony, a few scoops of the taboo, and a healthy dose of fuckery!

Since it was obvious HE wasn’t going to be pleasing anyone, it was time he became my toy. And Jerome’s bitch! Together, we sissified that little motherfucker and then I pranced him around like I was Paris Hilton & he was my tiny chihuahua Tinkerbell. Talk about small penis humiliation! It was hysterical!

If you were born with a baby “dick” and need to be put in your place, or punished for traumatizing women by attempting to USE that thing, it’s time you call me and we set things right! 1-888-8FREAKY

Life’s a bitch—-and SO ARE YOU!!!