#make me cry

You've done at least this much before and you baaaarely did anything. Sadly, you're gonna be fine. But I want to make sure your uneventful evening feels like ass 💋

I could keep insulting you. Talking about how empty your life would feel without the scary lesbian in your phone. Write something long and detailed about how this is all just a pathetic attempt to stand out. That just being some girl in the Midwest married to some guy sounded so hollow it scared you into pretending to be something different. Point out that once I get bored, you really are just some girl in the Midwest. Except the only men still interested in you are the type who use Tumblr as a porn sight and have never touched a real woman.

But that sounds like a lot of work. So I think you're going to take a nice little 300mg dose. Because you know you can't stand facing how empty recovery would feel.

So be a good junkie and help me blow off some steam from a monumentally shitty day.

And don't worry, I'll film it so you can post it for attention. I don't care if you're just doing it for attention from men. I'm going to fucking break you if I get my hands on you.

This is a game when I'm talking to anyone other than you. But you know I actually mean all this, don't you? But you also know you're too pathetic to actually post your address, and actually stalking you isn't worth my time 🖤 It's great living next to a college 💋