consigned to gravity,

im in a committed relationship to a beautiful woman called the bit

bro this rends flesh (new way of saying something is really good)

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it’s to physically attack people. and she’s right.

Sex dolls are also alive in the toy story universe.

genuine relationships won’t drain you

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss

they call this a pyramid scheme i think

I think they prefer the term mlm

i think you're thinking of wlw

Wulti level warketing scheme

good work, gals

the cdc guidelines be like "fully vaccinated people can have public sex. unvaccinated people must live inside a room with yellow wallpaper."

@madoufu

If we go extinct, we will probably be used as fossil fuel by the next advanced civilization on Earth