Secret Diary of a Tall Girl

He's just checking his email.

english tourists are causing problems again

The history of Earth has never been summed up so succinctly before.

wow this reblog is funnier than my entire blog

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good

This is ridiculously sweet and I’m gayer because of it, awww

obviously one of us is going to have to change

HOT Mesopotamian singles in YOUR AREA !

visual representation of my mental state

Incredible

I felt this deep in my bones

I remember reading this story of this guy who met his wife at a Star Trek convention but she spoke Portuguese and he spoke French but they both could speak Klingon and that’s how they communicated through the first few months of their relationship until they learned each other’s languages

amazing

Someone who doesn’t know anything about the good place explain what’s going on here

A gay Scandinavian dude explaining the concept of naked saunas to a gay US American

on one hand, i am an advocate for eating the rich. HOWEVER, if a hot, rich lesbian DOES want to be my sugar mama, I WILL let the rich eat me

sims 5 is looking good 😍