Foxy

the flat hand thing works, she’s correct

The flat hand thing is so correct, and I’ve thought about this clip like four times a week since i saw it like ten years ago. That is NOT a noise she intended to make

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

they nailed him down and everything how does this keep happening

TIP: in the event of REALLY HIGH, you can HUMP ANOTHER GIRL like a PLUSHIE for like half an hour have the BEST ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE about it

TIP: in the event of LONELY WITH NO DRUGS, you can HUMP YOUR PLUSHIE like ANOTHER GIRL for like four hours have the WORST ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE about it

TIP: in the event of LONELY WITH NO DRUGS OR PLUSHIES you can CRY for like four hours and have NO ORGASMS about it

yeah so basically if a beautiful woman tries to give you a pill of some kind you should just open your mouth like a good girl and take it. Don't ask questions; she's literally gorgeous.

BOOT BOOT BOOT

I need AT LEAST two women kissing and biting at me and pushing me down and tearing off my clothes NOW