nuh uh

Who had late Victorian Scooby Doo on their 2024 bingo card? Hmm?

Disdainful Dialogue Prompts!! #3

⟢ "You're a waste of a perfectly good conversation."

⟢ "I'd explain it, but I don't have that kind of time."

⟢ "The audacity of your mediocrity never ceases to amaze me."

⟢ "You really think you belong here?"

⟢ "I've seen better attempts from children."

⟢ "Please, do us all a favor and be quiet."

⟢ "You're the reason I lose faith in people."

⟢ "Don't flatter yourself into thinking I noticed."

⟢ "Your effort is insulting."

⟢ "I've tolerated you long enough."

⟢ "You're a footnote at best."

⟢ "How refreshing, you've managed to be wrong again."

⟢ "I don't argue with people beneath my level."

⟢ "You're the kind of person others warn you about."

⟢ "Don't make me repeat myself to someone like you."

⟢ "Your ignorance is almost impressive."

⟢ "I'd lower my standards, but you'd still fall short."

⟢ "You're proof that not everyone deserves a second chance."

⟢ "I've given up expecting anything from you."

⟢ "You really don't see how little you matter, do you?"

⟢ "Take your incompetence somewhere else."

⟢ "I've been more moved by paint drying."

You all know this classic fantasy trope that dragons love sleeping on gold. But Toothless sleeps on runes 😝

Disdainful Dialogue Prompts!!

⊹ ࣪ ˖ "Get out of my sight."

⊹ ࣪ ˖ "You bore me to tears."

⊹ ࣪ ˖ "I've seen better from amateurs."

⊹ ࣪ ˖ "Did I ask for your opinion?"

⊹ ࣪ ˖ "You're beneath me."

⊹ ࣪ ˖ "Even looking at you is exhausting."

⊹ ࣪ ˖ "You call that an effort?"

⊹ ࣪ ˖ "Save it. No one cares."

⊹ ࣪ ˖ "You're a disappointment, as usual."

⊹ ࣪ ˖ "I expect nothing from you, and you still manage to fail."

⊹ ࣪ ˖ "You think you matter here?"

⊹ ࣪ ˖ "The room gets duller every time you open your mouth."

⊹ ࣪ ˖ "Don't flatter yourself."

⊹ ࣪ ˖ "Mediocrity suits you well."

⊹ ࣪ ˖ "I've forgotten more than you'll ever know."

⊹ ࣪ ˖ "You're replaceable. Easily."

⊹ ࣪ ˖ "Try not to embarrass yourself further."

⊹ ࣪ ˖ "I wouldn't trust you with anything important."

⊹ ࣪ ˖ "You're exactly what I expected--nothing."

(Lamb of God)

A BkDk Mafia Boss AU

PART 1

"Leisure"

Author note:

Sooo.... I just love Katsuki-with-maximum-rizz VS Total-stonehead-oblivious-Izuku

does he like swimming???

like goodbye to ever worrying abt any financial problem ever

plus you can never say a day at work is boring, like oh today? yeah he yelled at some children, guess I’m getting a raise!

Just a little doodle I made in like just under an hour,,, i think? That's what it felt like, at least. Went straight in with inking I have no patience for graphite, amen