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makes a weird little noise to indicate that i want you to touch me inappropriately

graffiti on the rail bridge reads "YOU WILL BE BACK HOME WANKING AGAIN SOON"

I just need to lay motionless in bed with nothing to worry about for at mimimum a week and I'll be fixed

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i love when random tumblr users find my blog and go through it liking and reblogging everything in a frenzy, it feels like i’ve been cultivating a nice backyard with a lovely birdbath and feeder and i’ve glanced out the window to see a bird going absolutely wild with it

I cannot believe this post I made in 2015 is still going around…. anyway plot twist this same lady got famous on my town’s facebook gossip group for divorcing her husband for a woman 💅🏻✨ I like to believe my yes homo shirt pointed her in the right direction

i hope i'm not just a tumblr blog to you but someone you'd pull into the bathroom at a party to make out with

seeing girls faces after i lift them into my arms and hearing them say no one’s done that before makes hitting the gym so worth it. i wanna make every single girl over 6 ft tall feel like a precious little princess because you all are. i love you. i do all of this for you.

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

2000-2002 Saturn SL1

its shorts actualy

They should make cigarettes with estrogen instead of nicotine, and instead of giving you cancer they make you pretty, and you can put them out on a masochist to make its tits bigger.

thank you women with deep voices for being perfect