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“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”
everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge

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me: [listens to a new song]
my brain, upon receiving one single hit of Döpamine™: we shall listen to only this until we have wrung every last neurotransmitter out of it
I had a dream that they changed the material handcuffs were made of to this metallic gold colour and people kept trying to get arrested in sonic cosplay so they could, quote, “get those rings” and it was the hottest craze on the internet for a solid two months and basically every location in the western world banned sonic cosplays and sonic ended up being a symbol for anarchist ideology.
have you considered that this is a premonition
the dream was a prophecy & the future sure looks bright
i love succulents bc the way they grow is almost little kid logic. break off a bit of plant, stick it in the dirt, grow new plant
Encounter: 1d6 pairs of animated jeans (hostile)
nobody gangsta now

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LGBTQ+ // Transgender // Genderfluid Bisexual // Asexual // Aromantic Genderqueer // Pansexual // Nonbinary Agender // Lesbian // Demigirl // Demiboy
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Also if there’s a flag you want me to add, hit me up~ ;)
Bulbasaur: *squeaks*
me, sobbing: fucking superb, you funky little cabbage
vampires who adopt each other into very specific family roles
“so I know I’m like a century older than you but you give great advice and you knitted me a sweater that one time, will you be my grandma?”
“Look, I know you’re older than me by a millennia, but you act like a younger brother, so you’re that now.”
“I never thought I wanted kids but frankly someone needs to take care of the trainwreck that is you so”
“Which one of you is older?”
“I mean, if you’re talking chronologically then I’m 8,900 years old and she’s turning 94 next week. Otherwise, we decided thirty years ago that we’re twins.”
“So, care to tell me how this happened?”
“Well, Elspeth’s the oldest so-”
“Chronologically. You volunteered to be the big sis last century, it’s your job to explain your joint screw-ups.”
“Technically almost all of us are older than our dad. He’s like, the sixth oldest guy in our coven.”
“Mom goes first because she’s the oldest.”
“Technically, you’re the oldest.”
“Technically, I’m the middle child, so lead the way into the dark spooky hallway.”
I like the idea that the very oldest is basically the baby, because they don’t understand shit about the world anymore, and just want to be moody and drink a meal
“this is my baby sister Ishtar. we’re not sure how old she is, she stopped counting after the first 6 millenia”
has there been a scene in a corny action movie where someone in court is like “i plead…… the second” and then pulls out a gun and wastes the judge
for some reason the right to bear arms didn’t occur to me right away, so for a bit and i was wondering if the US somehow had an amendment i’d never heard of that just gave you the right to kill a judge

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my friend told me this today and i’m actually fucking heartbroken what the fuck
EXCUSE ME?? F
Just saw the headless horseman on skyrim but he was on foot running after his horse.
God I love this game.
headless horselessman
listen idk I’m thinking about how before new moon came out it was like….every single news story was debating on whether or not they should keep taylor lautner as Jacob, because he wasn’t buff enough, and the film studio and the general public essentially pressured him into doing insane diets and workout routines just so he can keep a role he already won, just because no one would even entertain the character looking slightly different than described, and it was treated as this great thing, like damn, he really pulled it off!!! he’s hot now!!! he can keep the part!!! and that’s just so fucked up like. he was fucking 15 years old??? they spray painted abs onto Robert Pattinson in the same film. Taylor Lautner was LITERALLY A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD and practically the entire world slammed him for not having an unreal body, and then once he obtained one grown ass women were drooling over him like a piece of meat for the rest of his teenage years. what the fuck.
I’m still on this! Imagine you’re still going thru puberty and the world is so obsessed with your body that you become a sex symbol for MOTHERS. first all the focus on whether or not he could get the body and then constant focus on what it looks like for the next 4 or 5 years like! That’s so fucked up he didn’t NEED an 8-pack THEY SPRAY PAINTED ABS ON ROB IN THE SAME MOVIE
he did interviews on all his crazy work out routines and said he had to carry around beef patties and other high protein foods wherever he went so he was just eating constantly THATS NOT ALRIGHT and every single magazine article or ET news segment was covering this the whole time. Fans were vocally debating whether he deserved to keep the role that HE ALREADY EARNED. This was such a big deal. What the fuck.
so the highest paid teenager was also the second sexist man of the year, huh
*Racialized pedophilia
I am not a Twilight fan, nor am I a fan of Taylor Lautner, but damn this is wrong to do to anyone and I will fight anyone who tries to defend doing this to a teenager.

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“being into (genuinely harmless thing which annoys some people but isn’t actually hurting anyone) is kinda cringe lol”
2016: Pokemon Go
2020: Pokemon Sleep
2021: Pokemon Drink Some Water
2023: Pokemon Try and Eat More Veggies
2025: Pokemon Heal from Trauma (It’s Not Your Fault)
2028: Pokemon Awaken Your Third Eye
2030: Pokemon Achieve Enlightenment
2045: Pokemon Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence
2050: Pokemon Diamond/Pearl Remake