fintante & mcr fanboy

I think we should DEMASTER Bullets, if anything. Give me the ugliest, NASTIEST takes from those sessions.

like what does that even mean in this context. hello???? like. does the actual light itself appear blue?? because that doesn’t seem like something you would use to measure the growth cycle of a plant considering the fact that that would only happen under certain atmospheric conditions (most commonly smoke, but since this is fintan we’re talking about he could have very easily started a forest fire or something to make the moon appear blue during EVERY full moon, which wouldn’t take 500 years)

the 500:200 ratio suggests that shannon means the calendrical definition of a blue moon (the second full moon in a calendar month) which also makes absolutely no sense because: 1) why would elves use the same calendar system as humans, 2) even if they did, the creation of the noxflares would date back way before the gregorian calendar was established, 3) a full moon being considered the second of the month is entirely dependent on how we as a society structure our time and dates, which is something a flower would not gaf about. a full moon could occur on the first or second of the next month and the flower wouldn’t know that it wasn’t the same month as the one the first full moon occurred in. so it wouldn’t have any impact on whatever magical light it thinks it’s absorbing (the most logical conclusion here would be that oh, well obviously the actual date that the moon is full doesn’t matter; it’s not like the light itself is any different; it’s just a way of saying that the flowers take this much time to absorb all the light they need to bloom. but that unfortunately brings us back to points 1 and 2!!! and why doesn’t light directly from the sun count??)

there’s also the possibility that a blue moon means something completely different to elves, and is actually some sort of unheard of astronomical phenomenon similar to the aligning of the five unmapped stars (and the appearance of the secret sixth unmapped star (that happens to glow green for some reason)) (aka nightfall)

I (700+ M Libra) and my cognate (700+ M/F/T Sagittarius) became cognates at Foxfire (graduates of 1654, where my Bramble Bulls Champions at?) and lived together while I was chief mentalist for upwards of 3 centuries. I received a job offer during this time (won't go into detail) that had tons of benefits, including but not limitied to classified information, unquestioned authority, and fancy clothing. The only downside was that I wasn't allowed to have a partner of any kind, which included my cognate situationship.

Just wanna let reader know, I'm super bad at confrontation, so I was really scared to tell cognate that I wanted to accept and break our cognate bond. Anyway I received some advice from my job offerer, and after some consideration, accepted the job. The night before my official uh.. employment, I wrote cognate a letter explaining where I had gone and that I wouldn't be coming back which was why all my stuff was either packed or thrown away. I put it on cognate's desk before leaving and the next morning I got the job.

Anyway, I personally have always been the kind of guy to prioritze career and success, and cognate knew this pretty well about me. So, AITA?

i may not be fully out, and i can’t reallt fo much to celebrate, but i can do it in my own little ways.

and so can you.

All three of them

Moonwatcher in the panelka

Turtle in the elektrichka

Winter in Vorkuta

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