stay back, human

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

malleable and pliant are wonderful things for a girl to be

girls are soft metals

that's right

in a way i am my own dead wife

cats have a long history of freaking out at invisible objects so this is normal

babe r u ok? u rebloged the good puppy affirmation post w th lil pink dog

what do you mean my childhood affected me

there is a fictional man in my brain and I will never be free

@funnier-as-a-system

all my posts are peer reviewed by a committee of versions of myself. none pass the review but i stll post anyway.