going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

Too pretentious to jerk off Tried to engage in my sexual fantasy but the narrative was to unrealistic and the dialogue was out of characterAnd trite

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

it must be so cool to be cat and just lay down wherever you want in some ridiculous position and fall asleep and nobody cares. they might think its cutes, even

sometimes in an effort to keep a conversation going i will say shit i dont even believe at all.. just bc im nervous.. like who said that..

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever