Hi!!! I definitely got lazy with my user but oh well
Lennox ★ 19 ★ they/any
Ananatomicalheart on ao3
I LOVE POLY SHIPS
If Barty and Marlene each reproduced asexually and then those spawn reproduced sexually somehow it'd be me
🖤 I am 19, probably neurodivergent, they/any, non discriminating (as lestat says)
🪻LOML @mossy-of-the-valley (also has the most correct takes. especially on bcj and if you disagree you're WRONG /j)
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There may be nsfw or triggering things on here at times!!! I don't always know how to tag them so beware!!
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★Fav characters★
Barty, Marlene, Bellatrix (I don't talk about her much but I love her)
★Fav ships★
Rosekiller (basically my ship of all ships), Rosestarkillerchaser, Punkposer, Grimfuture, Prongsfoot, Wolfstarbucks, and Bartylily (AND SUNKILLER)(I have issues picking favorites)
★ Link to my AUs
My fics are below!!
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★ WIPS ★
What it means to be human - Vampire au, Vampire Evan x Human Barty, Evan dissects humans to get in touch with his humanity, Gore and Violence mentions/depictions, Dead dove: Do not eat
Rosekiller teacher au - Series, will update whenever I get an idea
Every rose has its thorns(rosekiller microfics) - All my rosekiller microfics, updated whenever I write them
★ Finished fics ★
Down On His Knees - 20.7k words, Priest son Barty x Outcast Evan, Religious themes & questioning religion, a tad of smut, tws: explicit child abuse
Beautiful Dancer - 3k words, 3 chapters, dancer au, musical James x ballet dancer Regulus
Switch It Up - 4.4k words, Trans! Rosier Twins, body swap Hogwarts setting but au, very minor rosekiller, based off a Tumblr post
★ Oneshots ★
But I love him too - 2k words, Established Bartylus, also Bartylus breakup, Cheating, minor jegulus, based off a fanart by @lex-dr4ws
Crazy on you - 1.3k words, Cowboys rosekiller, morally gray characters, it's true love when you can fist fight with each other, based off of Crazy in Love by Eminem
Still a type of love - 1.1k words, Queerplatonic Jegulus, Aromantic James Potter, that's really the most of it
Just a Girl - 1.4k words, T4T Jegulus, Transmasc Regulus Black, Transfem James Potter (Jamie), Coming out/Realization, Jamie figures out she's a girl or well technically Regulus kinda does
Below the surface - 1k words, James Potter angst, suicide attempt, nothing really happens it's just his inside thoughts when he gets caught
Don't go wasting your emotions(lay all your love on me) - 3.9k words, endgame Moonchaser, established jily, James is about to get married to Lily, no one dies au, based off of Lay all your love on me by ABBA
Comparsion(is killing me slowly) - 7k words, Marylily, a gift for my friend for his bday, Lily is jealous of Mary for her family
Coward, Coward, Traitor - 4k words, Black sisters character study, tws: sexual abuse, child abuse
The Stars and the Sun - 2k words, unrequited prongsfoot, hinted at wolfstar, might become Wolfstarbucks(? if I continue it), hurt/no comfort, based off of Yours by Conan Gray
Mentally in Love - 1.2k words, quillkiller, they're just insane and in love
You would have to stop the world, just to stop the feeling - 2k words, Narcissa x Lily, based off of good luck babe by Chappell Roan
In the Moonlight - 2.5k words, Dorlene, Vampire Dorcas x Human Marlene, Marlene is a vampire nerd, fluff
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I don't have tags yet, I'll figure those out(actually nah, I'll do it now)
#Nox yaps = General posts/hcs
#Nox answers!! = ask tag
#Down on his knees au = my priest son barty x outcast Evan au posts
that's it basically for those
OH AND A BIG FUCK YOU TO JKR!!!! I DO NOT SUPPORT HER VIEWS AT ALLLLLL AND ANYONE WHO DOES FUCK YOU TOO
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Lame - Marylene - @taylorswiftmicrofic - 294 words - AO3
“Girl, who are you trying to impress?” Mary asks, smiling as Marlene—usually so uncaring towards her appearance and throws on whatever is clean, regardless of if it matches or not—stands in front of the full-length mirror, fluffing her short, shaggy hair, applying some smoky eyeliner, smoothing out her brand new leather jacket. She has never looked so hot, which Mary absolutely hates her for. At least before, she could just convince herself that the reason why she didn’t confess her feelings was because they would never work aesthetically, and oh, how she loves her aesthetics. But now, with this new rockstar look of hers, she can’t blame such a trivial thing on her cowardice, not wanting to risk their friendship, risk losing the person who means the most to her.
“No one. Myself,” Marlene replies.
“That’s not no one then. You’re not no one.”
“Yeah, thanks…” She turns to face her, Mary’s heart skipping a beat as she gets a proper look at her. “Do- do you think- Do you think this would be enough?”
“Enough for what?”
“To get a girl’s attention. To be cool and exciting.”
“Babes, let me stop you there. You may look cool right now, but deep down, you’re so bloody lame, and you always will be. But that’s part of your charm, you know. That’s why I love you.”
“You love me?” Marlene asks.
“I- uh, yeah…” Shit, shit, shit. “I love all my friends.”
“Oh…yeah, I love all my friends too.”
She turns back to the mirror and sighs, shrugging out of her jacket as she mutters, “This is stupid.”
“No. No, it’s not. I’m sorry.”
“Just forget about it,” Marlene says as she stomps out the dorm. Well, that was just great, wasn’t it?
In the case of them living together, how would you see that going? How would it first get proposed, would either of them be opposed to it? Would it even last?
If they do work it out somehow, how's it go in general? Are they good at coexisting together, who does what wherever they live, who pays what? How does it affect their lives and relationship?
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lily and barty are looking for normalcy in their life. to them, the picture of normalcy would be staying in a flat together, enjoying each other's company for as long as it lasts while never getting married. maybe eventually they become common law because its been so long of living together. so when they 'decide' to live together no actual decision is made. they merge well together, it sort of just happened that one day lily looked around bartys flat and saw that there was more of her stuff around the place than his. she had hardly any clothes at her own rental because all of them were in bartys drawers. her toothbrush was in his bathroom and she had purchased furniture for his flat.
eventually what was 'bartys' became known as 'theirs'. I think this is good to symbolize them merging into one person too.
living together is full of bickering, debating, screaming, hate sex, makeup sex, and enjoying quiet company. nothing really changes between them. sometimes lily gets so fed up with barty she leaves. sometimes he leaves. they always come back. mostly lily wonders how the fuck barty manages to blow up the kitchen whenever he tries to cook (but shes no better so she cant talk [they order takeout because theyre hopeless]) and barty wonders if lily is going bald with all the hair she leaves around the flat. chores usually go to whoever is free because theyre both sensationally busy. they dont mop as often as they should and theres always at least 5 half full wineglasses left out of place but they manage. barty is more depressed than lily so she remembers they have to wash the sheets (except its a little too late around 12 am to wash them) they take trips to the laundromat together in the middle of the night. thank god its open until 1:30. oh and they always fuck on the sheets before they wash them so its 'worth it'. barty usually takes care of the things behind the scenes. lily is preoccupied, more one-track-mind/lost in her work than he is. I feel like they fill in the gaps where each other cant reach. they know each other so well it just makes sense that they coexist fairly well together. not to say that they dont fight over petty things because they do, but thats more of a fun game for them than anything.
barty works odd jobs, he quits every once in a while but his longest standing one is being a bartender and that gets pretty good tips. he takes care of buying takeout and groceries. otherwise they usually scramble to pay rent and utilities, not that it matters anyway because in the winter the heat cuts out a lot and the windows let cold in. its a really shitty flat with checkered kitchen tile and peeling wallpaper. lily adores it. (all her life she lived in a house trying to keep up with the joneses so a flat falling a part is her kind of place. it has so much charm)
with both of them paying for schooling, they gotta pool whatever recourses they have left to pull together enough for the shittiest flat in the city. they wouldnt have it any other way. they will both live there until they die.
i would say this is one of the more healthy times in their relationship because they feel they have a sense of self. theyre young and being able to navigate the world, have a place to live, steady jobs and a bed to come back to where theres a person who understands them on a soul level is a different kind of personhood they dont feel they have to go crazy trying to grasp at.
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I lowkey love the idea of Pandora being a lestrange cause idk it just itches some scratch in my brain, like yeah she was growing up as this pureblood who was taught to hate and hate and hate, but then she used this hate that she had for all those years and tried to channel it into her science and her work and ultimately thats why she died
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STOP COMPARING SHIPS TO OTHER SHIPS. MAKE. THEM. DIFFERENT. STOP AIMING FOR EVERYTHING TO BE LIKE JEGULUS OR WOLFSTAR. COME. UP. WITH. NEW. DYNAMICS. STOP SHITTING ON PEOPLE WHO DONT MAKE EVERYTHING LIKE JEGULUS OR WOLFSTAR.
"Madness and greatness are two sides of the same coin. Every time a new Rosier is born, the gods toss the coin in the air, and the world holds its breath to see how it will land."
Good afternoon, my glutenous friend. I know you have been taking a nap, and the sight of a tiny bread standing on your pillow might be unsettling, but I got this lovely VIP card to your bar and I intend to abuse it like a get-out-of-jail monopoloy card.
So, Cal Messer. I've been thinking about them. More specifically, I've been thinking about that little snippet you wrote for your writing challenge of them, Pandora, and Barty in the lab — on repeat, may I add, because I adored everything about this. Such a funny little incident!
But it's also made me curious. How did Pandora and Cal first meet? What was Pandora's first impression/thoughts when she met them? What was Cal's first impression/thoughts on Pandora? And, which might also interest Barty, what kind of feelings are involved? Is their relationship romantic, platonic, or a secret third or even fourth option?
Take your time with the answers! I'll make myself comfortable on your pillow in the meantime...
Hello hello! I'm more than happy to see the card being used. Even now that the bar has been renovated to a bakery (very fitting hehe), feel free to abuse the ink out of it.
I hope my pillow was comfortable enough, I left you there for a while...
I like to think that Cal and Pandora met first by accident. Pandora would be at the greenhouses, collecting some ingredients after midnight and Cal would have the same idea. They wouldn't talk to each other at first but they would take a mental note that more people come in there in the middle of the night.
This would keep happening a lot, running into each other in different places, until Cal decided to talk to her because she seemed cool. Pandora was surely unimpressed at first, if not bored.
Time passes, Pandora is thinking of Cal as competition and Cal is just very very intrigued because they haven't met a girl this interesting before. They would eventually be friendly before Pandora decided that Cal could be a lot of help, through Barty who kept mentioning them at random times.
As of feelings hm... I think Cal would totally be in love and they'd know it. They wouldn't do anything about it because Pandora didn't seem all that interested and it wasn't their first priority. And they were right, Pandora wasn't romantically interested, at least not completely, but she was enough for their relationship to develop to what we call a 'situationship'.
Said situationship was the only reason Cal didn't join the Death Eaters quicker than they did. But then Pandora moved on to Dorcas/Xenophilus (I haven't decided yet) and they gave up all together. #VillainArc
Some multiverse version of them..
I'm sure Barty was more heartbroken than Cal, he was rooting for them.
Cal will keep their grudge, but that's something I'll reveal later (because I'm lazy to write it down lol)
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My wips ‼️‼️ right.. theyre currently all in shambles and when I say that I mean IN SHAMBLES. The only one somewhat salvageable is roadkill evan in the cherry popsicle scene. Barty has yet to be added.
Did this on my lunch break but it has to be redone because the hat is kinda off, gotta reposition some stuff. Hes missing an arm. anyways.. shambles, like I said.
And apparently he wasnt shirtless in this scene? Oops.
As for the rest, I have a htc one where thief barty is tiptoeing away. Just a silly doodle but its not even remotely postable yet lmfao. Hmm what else... dont mind me sifting through my mess. Uhm. Oh yes! Prince of demons barty, everlark forehead touch, Sirius Black in pink panties, Barty and Evie with liberty spikes, pinup lily stepping on barty... I think thats all of the one I wanna mention lol.