shit

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

it takes great bravery to spend my life on shit no one cares about but i do it. i do it

literally how is traffic real everyone just go

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

Heavy is the head that wears the jester hat

surely there has to be somebody on the internet who wants to give me $500,000 in exchange for nothing at all

hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me

you cannot convince me illegal immigration is a real problem and I'm sick of pretending it is. yk when you were a kid and you got mad at your sibling for crossing an imaginary line that you drew in the car? that's what you're doing right now except you're actually killing people over it

If this shit happened in 2005 it meant your computer had a virus

reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten