Blarp

what’s new pussycat just started playing in this restaurant and every millenial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look

It’s fucking Tom Jones? Millennials are you too stupid to realize that Tom Jones is the reason some of you exist? (Think about it for a second, you’ll get it)

hhhhhh oh my god ohhh my god oh my fucking god

They don’t know. They don’t know about the salt and pepper diner.

Also is he implying that people fuck to “It’s not unusual” and “What’s New Pussycat”?

“And that’s when the day went form good to great.”

@badromantics ARE YOU ACTUALLY

knik

IM FUKCING CRYING OMG

since its summer and getting hot: dont shave ur huskies/any double coated dog

Wait how come?

its because theyre double coated and if you shave them that coat will never grow in correctly again. it will permanently mess up their ability to thermoregulate bc they dont have their different fur layers to insulate them or use for sun protection. heres a link going into a little more detail why 

this is one of the most genuinely funny posts i’ve seen in a very long time

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

I want a doot doot

Just doot it

i’m calling bullshit

This isn’t bs, I’ve gotten like 3

Curiosity killed the Chloe

I reblogged forever ago and I didn’t get one. I feel left out.

I got one the last time I reblogged this… let’s see if it works again

Does it work?

Lmao nice try tumblr i seriously doubt it,,,,,

??

idk man that’s a lot of people……………

It fucking works and Idk how but tbh Id keep reblogging just to get asks lmao

I want one loll

nYOOT NYOOT

doot doot for me?