Sailing Strong

YOU can write whatever you want whenever however forevrr. i have to write something perfect and earth shattering and i have to do it perfectly the first time or else

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

(guy who isnt beating the ocd voice) i know! maybe if i spend all night ruminating on something i feel guilty about until i’ve considered it from every possible angle and made myself physically ill, then i can finally forgive myself and i’ll feel better! 99% of morally abhorrent people stop self punishing right before they’re Absolved

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this

Thank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this. 

I think I need to start enforcing a bed time on myself. I just put two frozen mice to thaw in my tea.

Decide you want tea. Fill the kettle and start boiling water. Place a mug on the kitchen counter and put a teabag in it. Remember you are going to feed the snakes this afternoon. Go get the mouse-thawing-cup and put it on the counter. Hear the kettle about to boil and pour some of the almost-boiling water into your mug. Remember the snakes. Open the freezer and get out two frozen mice. Remember how excited you are to have tea. Go back to the counter and put the mice in your mug of hot tea.

So THIS is what the advanced level of “I drank from my mug of paint water” looks like.

question: did the snakes get tea mice or no

Turns out my snakes love the taste of English breakfast tea.