live reaction to fnaf 2 movie:
— ok so why was william washing his hands off (IN THE SUIT?) if kidnapped child #1 wasn’t dead??? bruh
— kid woke up right when charlie put em down and not beforeeeee and charlie also allegedly carried him all the way back whilst being stabbed
— was that kid michael squints?
not done with this actually. would be so funny if it was michael (with the addendum that it was not a secret convoluted scheme to kill charlie) because will just Acts like that with his own kids then i guess. baby michael was tired and complaining to his fur-suited dad so will did that weird “this head is a basketball to me and i’m passing it to myself behind my waist” gesture then as soon as he set michael down on the Kitchen floor to nap on the dirty fatigue mats, his ass immediately had to wash his hands despite having been in the Fur Suit because ew, that was not his favorite child, yuck, michael germs. while he’s whistling the entire time because he’s done his part of parenting (physically set his kid down somewhere quiet) if michael is tired enough to bother him he can sleep through it
— this is a kid’s play place. a child screaming is not going to make everyone look towards them (even if it’s a mad as hell rage induced wail— tantrums exist!!)
— THEY UNIRONICALLY PUT THE LITERAL WOR WOR WORWOR WOR WORWORWOR WOOOR IN IT?
— so did lisa live? i think it’s implied she did because abby survived but i also suspect she is going to be immediately fridged aka never seen again/maybe mentioned once or twice to sloppily tie up the loose end because her five seconds of horror is over…. orz
— michael lowkey being a coward after he wakes charlie up and she goes wild mode on him is so funny. are they even working together or is it just like yeah we’re existing in each others spaces and parallel playing unless☝️ michael pisses charlie off. or was she just giving michael a lil scare back
— the narrative can’t decide if charlie wants all parents dead or all adults. she targeted adults that had no children (that she knew of) but the majority of the focus was all on Pareeeents. she did say that “adults let her down” to vanessa when she was trying to get her to join her and as much as i want to say it’s for the characterization or story i think we all know better
— does the lore ie tiny hints and easter eggs shown for five seconds that the average viewer won’t be able to see indicate henry’s job was working for fazbear or not? cuz he just said he was obsessed with his job.
— was it charlie’s own birthday she died at or was it vanessa’s? the letter henry was looking at did say he missed it but that implies charlie wrote it after her birthday (ie when she was dead because if it was hers she did not survive it)
— having cory come back again was cute and i did love that part but what i Need to know is if golden freddy kid called cory (the cabbie) to come pick them up from freddy’s to go to mike’s house. like idk how to say this it bothers me that for abby there’s no suspension of realism/belief to get tchica to the science fair (we could have gotten toy chica naruto sprinting if there was more whimsy. or breaking into a car, and then when she’s driving she passes cory or something) but nothing for the ogs showing up at the house? i guess there could be wahh magical ghost powers via golden freddy kid or the ogs making insanely good time from their location to mike’s but idk that little plot hole when there was a whole scene with a cameo explaining how tchica got to the fair bothers me. we don’t see tfreddy or tbonnie hitching a ride to various places in the town to accost those random (?) people or for them all to somehow get back to mike’s house for the Rah We Have You Surrounded In Your Home scene
— did michael just lay there after being clothespined or did he leave that’s also another open end that’s bothering me. are they having the Family breakup while he’s lying in the grass and he feels so awkward that he just stays there until its over with or something
— where does the puppet body go i know it can be chalked up to hashtag Ghost stuff but several times the marionette is clearly a physical being? like her popping out of tchica’s chest. did charlie just do that for shits and giggles
— henry’s warning at the end is lowkey funny like ahhh she’s coming for you!! like he didn’t give mike a music box that immediately wards her off and makes her skitter away or anything (im just being silly atp)
