home of the plant wars

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

Bok choy is such a beautiful vegetable

[id: a colored pencil and marker drawing of a little fairy that looks like both she and her gown are made of bok choy. her hair is a big frilly green poof like bok choy leaves and her sleeves are similarly textured, draping to cover her hands. her long white overlapping layers of skirt fluff out then tapers in a little right at the hem, reminiscent of bok choy stems. she stands demurely, eyes closed. /end id.]

Now I get it. Anne Shirley was right; sometimes pretending you’re an exiled princess fallen from her state or a wealthy criminal who’s decided to take a minimum wage job to ignore detection IS the only way to get through the work day