damn your lettuce!

let 👏 actors 👏 have 👏 male 👏 pattern 👏 baldness 👏 again

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

Guy who says “I’m contributing to traffic” instead of “I’m stuck in traffic”.

being anti-divorce is so fucking bonkers to me like yeah i think you're morally obligated to stay with some shithead who you hate forever. this is a normal and healthy thing to believe. let's have kids together and force them to grow up being raised by two people who hate each other. yeah this might fuck them up mentally during the most formative years of their life but it's the morally righteous thing to do. if there's one thing god loves it's traumatized children. i'm getting into heaven for sure

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man