swords appreciation blog

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

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there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

"the best laid plans" "i'm hatching a plan" so a plan is a type of egg ? 🥚

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable

I loooove when there’s a mysterious mist settling over a location