Her-de-der Freya's Tumblr Stuff...

somebody says that they refuse to sell out to a corporate sponsor, so instead they make merch. they assert that said merch was "made by a real human person." by "made" they actually just meant the design of the print. any day now I am going to start killing

all of your t-shirts and hoodies are actually made by a real human person whether AI was involved in the production of the print design or not. tch.

Despite having the same voice actor, Sterling Archer and Bob Belcher are complete and utter opposites, with the only traits they have in common being a love of puns and underlying bisexuality

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

Many relationships would be a lot healthier if we romanticized honest, open and direct communication instead of idealizing the idea of a partner who's intuitively in tune with your every need. You don't need someone who can read your mind, you just need someone who's willing to listen when you speak.

Biggest fuck-up ever is that people have to pay to become doctors

Like unironically we should be subsidising at least 50% of their educations. What do you mean we have a shortage of doctors we should have surplus. What do you mean they’re being overworked they should be treated like royalty, they can fix human bodies

I don’t care if some of them are only doing it for the money. I don’t care if all of them are only doing it for the money. Intentions don’t matter to the stitches in my nana’s leg or the ten billion other lifesaving treatments we all get at a detriment to their finances and mental wellbeing. Entire cities are kept alive by just a couple thousand of them what are we DOINGGGGG

Everyone wants to live forever Everyone but the ones living for work Anyone who can pay won't pay for anything Anyone who can't pay is buried in dirt Who wants a healer to tend to their bruises? Who wants a medic to stitch up their wounds? Who will pay anyone, anyone ever? To keep the mill churning out dollars for fools

being an everything crafter is great but also sucks. like i want to get my watercolors out but i need to put away my microcrochet first. i want to do some leatherwork but my oil paints are on the table. i want to whittle but i'm using the bucket i catch wood shavings in to hold my papermaking mush. i want to write my book but my hands are too busy knitting a sweater. i want to code another video game but i'm too busy studying nalebinding. do you see my problem. the problem is that i need more hands

This is how I realized i was neurodivergent. My diagnosis of ADHD shocked no one.

This is such a "common sense" way of putting it. Everybody memorize this for spitting it back out whenever needed.

Never thought I'd have the opportunity to say this again: Reducing women and girls to their vaginas and then forcing them to show those vaginas to strangers is not a feminist ideal.

You should be able to kill Val from the birdcage using that immersive-movie black mirror tech. Just walk into the story and say I don’t care that you are adhering to the social norms of 1996 Florida you do not speak to your fathers that way and then you end him right there on the South Beach sidewalk

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

Every day, against my will, the LOTR fandom makes posts.

We getses tagged teamed by the precious hunky orcses boys til we’re wrung out like a soggy dishes rag we does

Sorry that was uncalled for

@keeper-of-the-flames I believe this is your circus?

What have I walked into with this fandom?

@changelingfangs

If you ask me I don't want "good Christians" in government to counter the "bad Christians" I just want a separation of church and state like they promised us in third grade