How did you get here..?.

My bf told me that I laugh almost every night in my sleep and I also slap him and deliver swift kicks regularly. Apparently I also put my fingers in his mouth but honey that’s all part of the package ❤️

It’s so fun and cool and sexy to think about how major corporations would completely dissolve like sugar cubes in hot water if we just didn’t go to work

Hoo boy was this a post or what

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

ily = i love you ilysm = i love you so much ywmbaily = you were brother anakin i loved you